Apparently Picking your Nose on a Date is a TURN OFF?

ANOTHER REALLY SLIMEY BAD 1ST DATE.

-Angela Willows

I just couldn't resist sharing this story from "the dating" files..... I knew the date was going to go wrong from the beginning when the hostess at the restaurant held the door open for us and my date snuck in the door in front of me. He insisted that we share an appetizer that he swore was the greatest piece of food he had ever tasted. Given that we had never met, I was a little uncomfortable with this. To make matters worse, he ate directly from the plate with his hands and licked his fingers between bites. EWWWWWUUUECH

Which wouldn't have been nearly as disturbing except that he kept sticking his finger in his nose. EWWWWWWUUUECH SQUARED.

I started to think that it was a subconscience action to put his finger in his nose because I had a stray piece of snot on my face. I finally excused myself to the bathroom to see if that was the case. Naturally, I took my purse which contained my cell phone so I could make an emergency call to leave this date. When I realised that I was clear I started laughing and decided to see this date through. Apparently, it was a habit and not a message to me. MAYBE HE THOUGHT CHICKS LIKED GUYS WHO PICK THEIR NOSES. OR MAYBE NOT.

My date tried to order my meal for me but since he had no idea what I had decided upon, it was a little awkward. Even the waiter had a look on his face like, "What are you doing with this dufus?" Through the entire date, he didn't look at me but continued to talk while watching a TV in the bar directly behind me. He didn't ask me one question about myself. I tried to lead him by asking him things that I could tell him something about me. It didn't work. ANYONE SURPRISED?

When the cheque came I offered to split the meal. He reviewed the cost of the meal and determined that it was more than he wanted to spend and put down $40. I paid the remaining $75. He walked me to my car and it when he moved in to give me a kiss, I shot my hand out to shake his so quickly, he looked startled. AGAIN THIS SURPRISING ANYONE?? When he called again to ask for another date, I let it ring. I'm sure he is still wondering what went wrong and why I didn't return his call.

I’LL BE HE’S WONDERING AND PICKING HIS NOSE AT THE SAME TIME.

THE SLIME THAT MEN DO

The actual book is coming out in the next 10 days or so, and early next week I'll post a shot of the cover.