ATTENTION SLIME FANS-Unbelievable 1st Date Story

UH, VERY CREEPY.

-Anonymous
I had recently been separated after being married for a number of years and went out on my very first date. It was all very new and exciting to me but at the same time, I was very nervous, as I had not been out on a "date" in over 14 years.

I went to this "gentlemen's" house to have a drink before we were going out (this man was not someone I had just met, I had known him through work for a number of years, so I felt quite comfortable going to his place first). He lived in a bachelor apartment in Toronto, no bedroom, so his queen size bed was in the middle of the one room he did have. In front of his bed were a small loveseat and a TV in front of the loveseat. Everything was going fine, I had been there for about an hour when I excused myself to use his bathroom. I went to the bathroom and in my best estimate; I was gone for maybe 1.5 to 2 minutes - tops.

When I came out of the bathroom I found my date stripped completely naked, sprawled out on his bed, pleasuring him self. NICE MOVE VERY CLASSY!
I don't remember my exact words, but it was something like "Oh dear god". He asked me if I wanted to watch, which I said, not particularly. He went on to say how I was the first girl he had met who was not into watching him perform this act. OH ALL THE GIRLS LOVE THAT ON THE FIRST DATE.
After he said that, I thought, maybe this is what people do now??!! NO…OK SOMETIMES IN THE AFTERNOON BEFORE MY NAP...

I have never felt so uncomfortable in my life. I watched the performance and would occasionally say words of support (I didn't know what the hell to do). I would say..."oh, nice move", "way to work it", "you sure know what you like". It is not that the man wanted, or needed, my help in any way, shape or form...he apparently just wanted an audience.

I remember when I got home and called my girlfriend. I said, you are not going to believe what people do now on dates. I recounted my story and she assured me that this was not normal and this dude was some sort of sexual deviant that I shouldn't waste my time on.
All I can say was what a way to re-enter the dating scene. THAT’S BECAUSE YOUR DATE WAS A FREAK-SHOW NOT TO MENTION…

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