In prepping for my first bit of publicity for The Slime That Men Do this weekend, I was re-reading many of the stories. Holy crap we guys can be a bunch of arse wipes.
So as a public service here is a summary (incomplete I'm sure) of a few things that apparently women find Slimy.
Wash.Dress reasonably well.
Brush your teeth.
Don't fall asleep hammered in a tennis court.
Don't try and pick up your brothers girlfriend by putting on porn at 8 in the morning.
Don't take out your thing and play with it at the start of the first date, unless your asked.
A Flintstone t-shirt with a picture of Dino farting on it that says "Yabba Dabba Pew" is not an acceptable Valentines gift.
Don't smuggle beer into a bar on a date cause your too cheap to buy it there.
If a women says " I love you" the proper response is not "SO?"
The learning continues...
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Comments
Humble!!! I thought I'd take a chance and do a google on your ass! I'm so glad you have a blog. Now I'm so up to date on you as well as Freddie P! Sorry to hear about your departure.. I was definitely a fan.
Looking forward to the Slime that Men Do. Had put in an entry for it and was contacted, so I hope to see my feeble life displayed for all to see!!!
All the best....
Posted by: val | September 25, 2006 / 16:28