More from The Slime That Men Do

In cased you missed the pre-amble, check below. This fall I'll be doing some publicity for the book and a big appearance at the Toronto Women's Show October 27th. Chick Show
I'll be speaking and trying to sell some copies. I'm also going to be doing an guest spot on a womens talk show next Monday September 25th, but it's taped and uh won't be shown till the new year! I'll have the details for you soon. Just my luck though, great opportunity to kick off the book and no, it's going to on the air in 07...no sweat, I'm sure I'll have some copies left.
Here again some more SLIME.

LONG DISTANCE SLIME.

- NATALIE MITCHELL
I thought I would have nothing to contribute to this and now I have been crushed.
I studied abroad in Sweden just over two years ago for my final semester of university. While I was there I met a great group of French guys who I spent all my time with; one of which I was dating. It was the love at first sight type of thing, he came to me from across the room, we didn't speak the same language, but we fell head over heels for each other. THIS HAPPENS TO FRENCH GUYS ALL THE TIME. MERDE.

We were forced apart when our semester came to a close, but we refused to admit we were through. We said all of the typical things, made all the promises, and had lots of hope to see each other again. This type of communication continued to my surprise for just over 2 years. Always keeping him in the back of my mind, hoping there was a shot, knowing that if it weren't for proximity we would be together.

After much consideration I decided to fly to France to see if the sparks were still there. He was thrilled and invited me to his flat on the beach for a weekend, when I told him of my friends doubts he argued that what we shared was beautiful. SOUNDS OKAY RIGHT? MAIS NO. I was thrilled, after so long we were finally going to give it a shot

I flew to France 12 days ago. Not only did our love affair cease to exist... he blew me off entirely. I flew to France and he didn't even have the decency to show up. In fact, he didn't even call me until the end of the week. No apologies, just excuses, leaving me abroad, alone, heartbroken and in shock.

This is the slime that men do.
CEST TRISTE.
LE SLIME DAN LES HOMME!.