One Day Two Funny Quotes...

I read a couple things in the Sun yesterday that made me laugh.

Item 1
CBC boss fired for making poopy jokes. (hey, me too!)
Guy Fournier actually resigned but it would seem he was pushed out after making some bizarre comments recently. In a magazine article he said that men in lebanon are permitted to have sex with animals "as long as they are female...doing the same with male beasts can result in the death penalty." Really? No, not really. What a Twit. But that wasn't even it.

During a radio interview Fournier sang the prasises of a good POOP. He said and here it comes..."The pleasure of a bowel-movement is longer-lasting and more frequent than sex, and then he said it's as heretical to do a crossword on the pot as it would be to read a newspaper during sex!"
I love this guy.

This dude has really given this a lot of thought and you know he's got a point. Who doesn't love a good BM but I think it's okay to do crosswords and read a newspaper during sex, at least that what my wife does to keep from getting bored!

Item 2

Tie Domi Retires.
Okay, you should know right now that I don't really care. I like the leafs okay, but I don't love them, I cheered for them professionally if you know what I mean. My real team is Boston and always was because of a certina Robert Gordon Orr.
Anyway, Domi was an okay guy, had him on the show a couple of times, and we get what's left of our hair cut at the same place. Hey, the smartest thing he ever did was retire and start humping Belinda Stronach. But here's the thing.

In an outpouring of love from one of the many pieces about him yesterday the Sun talked to a bunch of leaf fans and one of them, a Rochester resident no less, said...

"Domi's leaving was like a presidential assassination in the States, he's that important to Canadians." Wow. When I read that I laughed out loud. This must easily be...

The Stupidest Remark Ever Uttered By a Leaf Fan

There's just so much there.
No Domi retiring is a) nothing like a presidential assassination-it would be more like the President stubbing his toe and b) he's not even "presidential assassinatioin" import to Leaf fans let alone Canadians. Dougie G or Wendel maybe, but not Tie.