As always add your own big-voiced The Humble Report after every story.
The Belinda Stronach and Tie Domi affair continues to haunt the gossip pages….and it’s funny because Belinda had seriously considered running for the Liberal leadership and then she could be PM while he would be what?? The first Guy who Used to get a lot of Penalites. Can’t you just hear him talking to Laura Bush. “Hey your last name makes me giggle!”A bit of a controversy has erupted over the Pope’s comments criticizing Canada for same sex legislation.
Well that makes perfect sense cause the Catholic Church wouldn’t want men having sex with other men now would they? Unless of course one of them was kind of young and cute and worked around Alters!A 74 year old mayor of an Arkansas town has been charged after he threatened to cut off the water to the homes of some local women if they didn’t have sex with him.
Question: Aren’t he and all the local women related.
Answer: And that would matter in Arkansas Why?Harry Hamlin was kicked off Dancing with the Stars the other night which was only upsetting to him because… Jerry Springer is still on the show.
What is really upsetting? Somehow this knowledge may be replacing something more important somewhere in my brain.
Here’s a conversation I’m never going to be in.
Anyone: Hey Howard, did you watch Harry Hamlin get kicked off Dancing with the Stars?
Me: Yeah what a rip! I PVR-ed it, ya wanna watch it again!
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