WORLD-WIDE EXCLUSIVE!! Sounds Impressive huh?

This will be the first excerpt of a book I’ve been working on for nearly a year. It was written with the help of my morning show listeners (remember when I used to have a morning show and listeners?) and will be published and sold starting in October with part of the proceeds going to the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation.

Hundreds of listeners sent their tales of bad dates, awful boyfriends, husbands who cheated and just slimy guy’s in general.
To them I say thank you very much, your contributions will finally be read by others so that maybe they can avoid the same slime!

I also know many of the women that contributed had a personal experience of breast cancer and sent their stories in because of that, and for those in particular I’m very grateful

One of the many reason I wanted to have this site is to gather material for the next book…so if you feel so inclined click on “Comment” and leave your slimy tale. When the Slime link at the top of the page is active I’ll let you know. Even if you’re a guy whose been slimed by a women-yes I’ve heard it happens-leave your story…that’ll be the third book which I’m happy to start compiling right now. After all I have some time on my hands.

SLIME IN THE WORKPLACE -Christine Burton

I used to moonlight cleaning houses and started cleaning for one of the guys
at work. He's a divorced, part time father of two and in a Management
Position. Anyway, shortly after I began cleaning his house (late 2000) we
started getting close and sexually involved. NOTHING TURNS MEN ON MORE THAN A CLEAN HOUSE.

The relationship continued until the dreaded "L" word slipped from my mouth
That lead to numerous discussions and ultimately resulted in his attempts to put distance between us. NOTHING TURNS SOME MEN OFF MORE THAN THE DREADED “L” WORD, OF COURSE THERE ARE SOME “L” WORDS THAT MEN LIKE, I THINK YOU KNOW THE ONE.

The reasons he gave were (remember these later on)...1. He didn't like the
work/personal scenario 2. He wanted to step out of his comfort zone and 3.
He felt that what he was doing was morally wrong (we weren't on the same
relationship page). At this point I gave him his key back.

Loser Boy, as I affectionately call him, left me a voice mail saying that he
didn't necessarily want the house cleaning to stop and that we should chat.
DUH!! WOW…YEAH LET’S BREAK UP BUT WOULD YOU MIND STILL CLEANING UP FROM TIME TO TIME..WHAT AN ARSE.

Now, another 2 1/2 years later, after many false endings it appears to
finally be over. All this time he assumed that we'd remain friends...and if
this story had a normal ending possibly we could have stayed friendly. We
rarely speak...most days I don't even acknowledge his existence. The
Emotional stress has been extremely intense and at times it was difficult to
drag myself to work. Still, this is not unusual...
This is where the slime comes in WAIT, NOW IT GETS SLIMEY?..

Not only do I get to see this slime everyday, I also get to see his new victim...she works here too!! (Remember
his #1 reason). I'm pretty sure he was playing both of us at the same time.
She is well aware of the "history" we have.

Well!!! Doesn't he start up with the sexual innuendos on email last week
We had a brief chat and I had to endure his pouty faces at my
rejection to his "suggestion" for a get together.
Doesn't he realize I could ruin his career &
possibly his current relationship???...but that's not my style. HE’S LUCKY SHE’S SO NICE…TO BAD ABOUT...
THE SLIME THAT MEN DO!

Thanks for the opportunity to tell my story...I feel better now!