INTERNET IDIOT
- Mary Joe Tedford
A few years ago I was in a dating slump and having difficulty meeting nice, single men. A friend coerced me into joining Lavalife. Truthfully I was a little hesitant. After all, I had heard so many scary Internet stories. But what the heck I joined.
It didn’t take long for me to meet someone. Some emails and telephone chatting later we decided to meet. And after a few dates and several phone calls later he invited me to his place for the weekend. We had a great time (without having sex) THAT CAN HAPPEN and I really started to think this guy was a true gem. WRONG A one-of-a-kind guy. After the weekend was over we had agreed to chat during the week and make some plans for the following week. He would call me or I would call him. No big deal.
By Wednesday I hadn’t heard anything I started thinking I had been given the
“I’ll call ya” line. I GET THAT ALLTHE TIME-FROM MY WIFE I was hesitant but I decided to find out for sure so I called and left a nice message asking about the weekend plans. By Friday night I still hadn’t heard anything so I decided to call one more time and then forget him. I dialed the number and the lovely Bell CANADA Lady came on the line and said “I’m sorry the party you are trying to reach does not wish to speak with you at this time. You have been Call Blocked.” WHAT THE? “WHAT THE?”
I’ve been dumped before, even on the phone but NEVER via the phone company. I was blown away. I was angry. I sent him a nasty email that made me feel good about myself. GOOD
Weeks went by and I forgot all about him. But one morning I check my email and sure enough I had one from this Slime with the subject SORRY.
He went on and on about how sorry he was and how much he really liked me and thought he deserved a second chance. I wrote him back saying Thanks but NO THANKS. And then I immediately deleted my Lavalife file and have officially given up meeting Men on the Internet. ON THE INTERNET OR IN PERSON…
THE SLIME THAT MEN DO
Category: Slime Samples
