For those unfamiliar with Slime

I realized that not everybody coming here has clue 1 as to what this book is all about.
Here's the realease that goes out to the media.

The Slime That Men Do! With the help of hundreds of listeners who submitted their Slime stories, radio personality Humble Howard has put together an amusing selection of bad dates, bizarre valentine celebrations and just general Slimy Guy behavior. The Slime That Men Do is funny, strange and sometimes sad but always entertaining and something that many women and not a few men will relate to. The stories were submitted through several months of The Humble Howard Morning Show on the Mix in Toronto and a few were picked each week to be read on the air. The response was overwhelming. The motivation was increased due to the fact that it was known that a part of the proceeds were to go to the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation. In fact many women prefaced their stories with the note that they hoped some good would come out of their Slimy situation! This fall the book will be published and sold throughout the Canada and will hopefully raise money and awareness for the CBCF. Howard will be speaking on several Radio and TV shows and at the National Women’s Show in both Toronto and Ottawa further raising the profile of the book and of the very worthwhile cause it supports.

Sounds pretty professional huh?
Look below for look at the cover art.