Fun Facts

My pay Mike Nabuurs who has been part of the Humble Report writing "team" for years sent me these fun/useless facts. Maybe give you something to throw out a your co-workers today.
Maybe you've heard these.
-A “jiffy” is an actual measure of time…. 1/100ths of a second…..so when you say I’ll be back in a jiffy… you’re lying

-babies are born without kneecaps… they don’t appear until the child is at least two years old.

-the average person spends 6 months of their life waiting at red lights.

Here's some of mine you may not know.

Paris Hilton can't add fractions.
Tie Domi can only eat corkscrew pasta.
Stephen Harper has one regular foot and one cloven hoof. He also dines exclusively on Babies.
Dalton Mcginty's Lava Life alias is Saucy Girl.
This year the Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup. Oops sorry, I just dropped acid.
Next year The Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup. Sorry, still on acid from before.
Women know when a man is lying. Men know when women have to go pee.