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Okay let's see how this will work today. I'll put in the story, you hit the thing and it should work.

Tie Domi is accused of violating a restraining order when he showed up at the family home on Friday night…although it’s expected that Tie will argue in court that he did not understand the restraining order because it had a lot of big words in it like… restraining and …. Order and stuff

Mark Foley quit Congress last week after it was revealed that the Congressman from Florida…. Had sent lurid and sexually suggestive text messages to young male pages working on the Hill…now Foley has committed himself to re-hab for what he says is a drinking problem. Yeah that’s what that is, whenever he drinks he gets all horny and text messages young male pages!
Like to read that text. “Hi, it’s me Congressman Mark, ya wanna touch my pee pee?”

CTV has the Dancing with the Stars results show….and tonight it’s one hour long! “Hey, let’s have a Dancing with the Stars results show party!”
Again, words that will never be said by me out loud.
Oh sure, I’m thinking them that’s a given.

Newsworld has a special on the Equator. The Equator is so conceited. You know what I mean…it always acts like it’s the center of our world… like, seriously…. Get over yourself!

And Finally Spalding has created a new basketball for the upcoming NBA season that they say will give more consistency… from ball to ball….and while I didn’t know that there was a problem with ball consistency, I’m glad they took care of the problem. I just wish I was at Spalding for the meeting where the phrase “Ball consistency” was being discussed.
“Okay we need to address this ball consistency problem and this time guys, try and curb the giggling!”