Today at noon they’ll hold the ceremonial tapping of the first keg to open Octoberfest in Kitchener,…Or as it’s sometimes known as Tapping the Bung-Hole” Isn’t it fun to go around yelling “Its time to Tap The Bung-Hole?”
Am I that immature?
Isn’t Tapping The Bung-Hole just about the most obvious Gay-Euphemism you’ve every heard? Wouldn’t it be more fun if it were called a Cooze_Hole? I think I’d rather Tap That!
Do you think I should just get off of the whole Tapping the Bung-Hole thing and just have you hit the sfx?
Okay.
Waldo McBurney was working this week in Quinter, Kansas. The week that he won the award as America’s oldest worker. Waldo is a beekeeper who is 104 years old, and he’s so old back when he was born… Waldo was a popular name.
In Regina they’re trying to figure out what to do about the Stones concert tonight and again Sunday. They want to make sure Keith Richards doesn’t break any laws with his smoking, some believe if he smokes on stage during the show,,, he’ll be breaking the law. Yeah forget about the fact that in between song he’ll be jabbing a heroin needle into his eyeball!! Let’s just make sure he doesn’t smoke!
And Finally the NHL kicked off it’s 89th season this week and while they’re hoping for more success in the U.S. they are concerned that people will be turned off when they find out that the shootouts… don’t involve guns.
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