Same Place Different Slime

Another short and funny little bit-o-slime.

SLIMEY AND HUNGRY

-anon
How can a guy come across so intelligent and yet be such a weenie? I DON’T KNOW.
I was dating this guy for a few months and he was totally commitment-phobic (married for 3 months previously lol)

Anyways, e-v-e-r-y Saturday night was "guys" night and the "boys" would go to out drink and be merry. Which is fine and dandy the only problem was I would get a call @ 2 a.m. and not for a booty call but for me to pick up a sub and chocolate milk and bring it to him.YOUR KIDDING... yeah like that relationship is gonna last. BOOTY WOULD BE MORE FUN AND LESS FATTENING. Anywya I dumped him and gave him the local pizza place's number, hopefully that delivery guy gets a better tip than I did. FUNNY AND SLIMEY AT THE SAME TIME..