Slime for Today

SLIME WRESTLING

-Rose Christie

Here is my story: After 11 years of marriage my husband (ex now lol) decided that the "mud wrestling" tickets he had won would make a wonderful Anniversary present. Personally I think he was thinking of his interests (haha). Being the trouper I am I did not complain and went along with this. Before going to the show we went to Turtle Jacks in Brampton where we met a male friend who was also accompanying us to the show (wow what an Anniversary). SOUNDS GREAT, YOU-HIM-HIS BUDDY AND MUD WRESTLING!

While at Turtle Jacks I informed the waitress it was our anniversary and asked her to guess where my husband was taking me. After I informed her, of course her guesses were wrong, YOU MEAN SHE DIDN’T GUESS MUD-WRESTLING she got the Manager and they both came to our table. The Manager and the waitress told my husband he was lucky I was not divorcing him (that came 1 year later.)

THE SLIME THAT MEN DO