Slime for Tuesday

I'll be leaving my house early Tuesday to be on the EZ Rock Morning Show with STu and Colleen around 8:30, so I'm dropping a couple of things the night before.

ON AND OFF AGAIN SLIME.

- anon

Here is my story about a man who is slime!
I have been in and out of a 7-½ year relationship. We have had our problems
but the one problem that has been consistent is my ex-boyfriend’s long-term
friend (who just happens to be a woman he was once intimate with). Last
summer he broke up with me a couple of times after we had a fight. Recently
he told me that one of those times we split up he went camping with this
friend, just the two of them. He also told me that nothing happened between
them and nothing has since he met me.

He also told me that another time last summer when he broke up with me, he
again went camping with this girl and a couple of friends of hers. Again
nothing happened between them but he did receive some “oral” pleasure
from one of her girlfriends. He asked me if I could ever forgive him. I told
him that I could but only if he would give up his friend for good! He then
said that he could not do this and I was being ridiculous just asking him.
He also told me I was being insecure and paranoid. EXUSE ME, DIDN’T HE JUST TELL HER HE GOT A YOU-KNOW-WHAT FROM SOME OTHER CHICK. Well I am not these things and have since ended it with him.

THE SLIME THAT MEN DO