The Friday Humble Report

Did you know that Triskaidekaphobia is fear of Friday the 13 not to be confused with Triscuitdekaphobia -fear of Triscuit crackers

The Nobel Peace Prize will be handed out today and you can’t always tell who they’re going to pick the only safe bet right now is George W. Bush won’t be winning


Tonight on TV
NBC has Deal or No Deal….and this continues to be a top twenty show.
Why do you think?
Is it the cash?
The suspense? Howie Mandel or is the smoking hot models?
If you said Howie I’m guessing your either into man-love or you able to give birth.

ONE: Tonight NBC has the debut of One Versus One Hundred, where one contestant takes on 100 people in a trivia contest.
Kind of like playing Jeopardy against everyone else in the bar.


And finally it’s Friday
the 13th and the suggestion to ward off bad luck on this day is to take any stockings with holes in them to the top of the highest building around and burn them.
Course if you do that you’ve got bigger problems than just warding off bad luck, to start with your kind of an A-Hole and b) if you answer any question with “I just got back from the CN Tower where I burned a stocking that had holes in it”
…maybe bad luck is the least of your problems.

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