The Interactive Humble Report...Day 2

Click on the thing in between stories for that "realistic" Humble Report experience.

An 85 year old woman in Toronto bought a ticket for the lottery and then had a dream about the numbers… so she went and bought… another ticket with the same numbers…. Both tickets ended up winning her $16 million!!
Well isn’t that great? 85 huh…perfect. Now she can quite her job Wal-Mart greeting and go on that round-the-food court trip she’d always wanted.

A 21 year old bride to be from Utah was kidnapped by her parents so they could drive her to Colorado and try and talk her out of getting married…
Sounds like my wife’s mother, except she tries to kidnap her again every year on our anniversary.

Hockey Night in Canada makes it’s debut tonight….with the Leafs and Senators and then the Oilers and Flames…..of course the Leafs and Senators played last night and of course the Leaf lost.. but I guess when you have 30 games against one opponent in the season… you want to try and get as many of them out of the way as fast as you can.

And finally a new British web site came on-line yesterday… it’s called iPoems and allows people to download and listen to poetry for people who want to load their iPod up with stuff with that no one else will want to hear!

Category: The Humble Report

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Comments

This is great.... but it would be even better if the WHOLE thing was an audio file.... perhaps that could be the next thing you learn humble... you could record your voice and upload the file!! oh how high-tech it would be!! *grin*


About the 85-year-old woman who won the lotto, does that mean I have to wait until I'm in my 80s as well before I win big? if that's the case then shoot me now.