The Manuscript is in my Hands

This morning my publishing partner Jason Crawford dropped off the manuscript for The Slime That Men Do. This is the actuall document, cover, introduciton and page layouts that I'm supposed to check over for any final changes and then it's off to the printers. Pretty cool actually seeing this after nearly a year of working on it.
Today I'll throw you a slime story as usual, but I thought i'd reveal a couple of different book bits.

Two of my favorite back cover blurbs. You know those quotes from people that tell you how much your going to love a book? These came from Carla Collins and Judy Croon.

Judy Croon- "The best of the shelf help…... you go ghurl…put the pills and booze away..and read a story that’s 10 times worse than yours!
Howard is a weirdo by the way!"

Carla Collins- "Since I am naturally attracted to bad boys, I pretty much related to every one of these stories. In fact, upon finishing Howard's book I found myself a couple of glasses of champagne away from switching to chicks. When is The slime men do a good thing? When it's funny, therapeutic, for a good cause...and slightly arousing. What? Everything works for me lately. Don't judge."

If you want to see a real "Publicity Shot" picture of the Slime author...check this out. I had to do some new shots to send out to people like the National Womens Show where I'll be on stage Friday October 27, main stage at 5:30.
I hate having my picture taken. I find it excruciating. Anyway, here it is.Try not to be ill.

Yes I seem to be standing in front of a tree, No I don't know what I'm smirking at.