Thursday Slime Offerring

SPECIAL DELIVEY FOR MR. SLIME

- Leigh-Anne K.

First I want to say thanks for giving me the opportunity to get this off my chest. It feels so much better getting to share it with all of you!
When I was expecting my second child and was actually in the delivery room in labor my husband, as he was leafing through a magazine, sitting back in the nice comfy rocking chair, looks up at me and asks “Is this going to take long?”. NICE As I sat there staring at him in disbelief at what he just asked me, he paused a moment then went back to reading his magazine.
After the baby was born he asks me, “Do you think the Doctor will let you stay in the hospital an extra night? I really want to go to my Christmas Party!” GREAT GUY-GREAT DAD By this point I am just happy at the thought of not having to look at his face an extra night so I arrange it. But the best part of this story is the morning the baby and I are being released I get a call 30 minutes before discharge time from my "joy of a husband" to tell me that the receptionist at his work left the door open a bit on his car last night so his battery is dead. He is going to be a bit late. After waiting for another two hours I called my mom and dad to come and pick us up.
Needless to say he has a well deserved EX in front of his title now! HE MAY BE YOUR EX BUT HE WILL ALWAYS QUALIFY FOR…