Today featuring do-it-yourself Sound Effects!

I'm still trying to work out the bugs but in the meantime this might be fun.
You read the story then hit the link...it's the actual sfx from my show. The problem is it goes away from the page so you'll have to come back to the site. You'll figure it out.
Soon my man Boon tells me this won't be so clunky.

A Liberal MPP in Ontario wants a new law banning kids with a driver’s license from talking on a cell phone, text messaging or fiddling with their MP3 player while driving….and while that may seem a bit harsh…. We have enough adults on the road, talking on a cell phone, putting on lipstick and that old classic Picking their Noses Like their windows are One Way Mirrors to make the roads dangerous already. The Humble Report

All this week in cities across Canada it’s… Random Acts of Poetry ….poets in at least 27 cities have signed on to wander out in public this week and just start reading poetry to people. Like that won’t be too annoying!
Yeah that’s all good and well in say Vancouver or Toronto but I’d love to be there after some poet drops some prose on a Cowboy out in Calgary.
“Well son that was right nice..now how bout we try and find something to Rhyme with Me kicking your Ass!”
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Bob Woodward goes after the Bush Administration in a new book called State of Denial. President Bush has already lashed out at the contents of the book complaining that it doesn’t have enough pictures or any space left for coloring or stickers.
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In Regina they’re trying to figure out what to do about the Stones concert this Friday …. they want to make sure Keith Richards doesn’t break any laws with his smoking or his heroin or his non-stop drinking or his bathing in battery acid…
Here’s a better question. Who booked the Stones into Regina? Is this their “There must a few people left on the plane who haven’t seen us tour!”
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