Tuesday's Humble Report

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A Canadian senate panel has said the Harper government needs to do a better job of explaining the mission in Afghanistan, I guess this would be the Canadian Senate Committee on Obviousness???

The Canadian government has written off $258,000 that’s gone missing from the canteen at the RCMP Training Academy. Isn’t that just great several graduating classes and none of them could even solve the first case they came across

In Regina on the weekend the Rolling Stones played two shows although admittedly things got a little ugly on Sunday night, with lots of older fans showing up after Thanksgiving dinner with their pants unbuckled


There were reports that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie made up last week which I could give two craps about…unless they made up on video.
Nicole: Paris I was wrong.
Paris: No Nicole It was my fault. Let’s tongue kiss.
Nicole: Okay, maybe I’ll just feel you up at the same time.