First look at the New Book

There's no doubt that I'll be selling the original Slime That Men Do for sometime. Xmas, Wedding season, Valentines day, Canada day.(just kidding about that last part, although why not give your loved ones Slime and fireworks)
Anyway, I thought you'd like to see one of the first submissions for the second book, The Slime That Men Do 2.

First date, do my laundry, Second date do my taxes????
-Tracy

When I was working at the bingo hall, a young man, one of the customers, struck up a conversation and asked if I would like to "take in a movie" with him. He seemed like a decent fellow, so I gave him my address. He said he'd come by about 8 pm. At 8 pm, this guy shows up at my front door with a videocassette and two bags of laundry. "While we're watching this movie on your VCR, would you mind if I put my laundry through?" After I was through laughing, I closed the door and left him out on the step.

The Slime That Guys you meet at Bingo Do