This is one of those things my wife's friends send her that are almost never funny.
I thought I'd throw this one up for you cause it actually had a couple items that were sort of humorous.
THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful
little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part
stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks
German.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for
sale.
NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer & dryer
$300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie
AND THE BEST ONE..
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica-45 volumes Excellent condition. Got
married last month. Wife knows everything
I don't know maybe I'm tired. I drank some very old Scotch last night and my crap-meter may be wonky.
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maybe i'm tired too humble but they made me lol, for real. i'm so happy to have found your site here; i touch base every day so i can laugh again with you. your the best
Posted by: charlsey | November 12, 2006 / 14:03