I realize I don't know much about Women. I don't think any man does...how could we when there's so much information and most of us don't read Chick magazines.
I was looking through some of Randee's mags' recently and holy crap there's a lot of stuff going on.
"Lengthen the life of new panty hose!"
"Snack on Pineapple to soothe sore muscles!"
"Ease earaches by pouring warm table salt into a gym sock!"
These are just from one page. Women have so many secrets and they love to share little tid-bits amongst themselves. That's why their pantyhose last so long and their gym clothes aren't stinky.
("reader tip-No more stinky gym clothes!")
My wife also has O. The Oprah Magazine. Fred has made this point to me on several occasions-Oprah's make-up person should be the highest paid member of her staff.
Man she looks good. Perfect skin, eyes and lips. Then you see the odd shot of her on her show without make-up and she looks more like Fred than Oprah.
(I just occurred to me that this is the second entry today that contains Oprah references...Oh well, you should know, I dig her and would give part of my left nut to get my book on her little chat show.)
Her Chick-Mag is full of info.
"Perfect presents....NO more Diets!...The Little Haircut That Could!" (that could what, would be my question)
The big focus seems to be "We've got answers to life's stickiest situations!"
Really. Like what you may ask?
What to do if someone...
-Flirts with your husband.(Please flirt with me.)
-Never pays you back.(Steal their car.)
-Gives you a hideous gift.(Sell it.)
-Takes credit for your idea.(Give them a hideous gift.)
I think I'll go back to my golf magazines where the articles deal with much more vital issues like getting 20 more yards off the tee and curing my slice.
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