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A recent report says the holidays may be killing some of us. Canada sees around 160 more deaths from heart disease during the holiday season than any other time of the year….some of those just from having to lug a thousand pounds of presents from your house to a relatives…. And by the time you’re done…. you’re happy to die

This is the beginning of the 12 days of Christmas. Which means if no one gives you a partridge in a pear tree today, you can pretty much forget the rest of the crap on the list

NORAD is already reporting activity at the North Pole. NORAD says Santa is getting to work early this year because of security concerns as he tries to travel the whole world in one night You get the idea that since the cold war ended NORAD hasn’t had a whole lot to do ???

Evel Knievel is suing Kanye West for impersonating him in Kanye’s video for “Touch the Sky”, Evel says he ripped off his look and he doesn’t want his image associated with that filth. Kanye hasn’t responded yet but, he wouldn’t be the first person surprised to find out that Evel’s even still alive???

Lindsay Lohan tells People magazine that she’s been in AA for a year now, however she could only admit to People that she hasn’t had a drink in seven days….and even worse… her sponsor in AA is Johnny Walker.

And finally, CBS has the second last episode of Survivor: Cook Islands….as we prepare for Sunday’s night’s three hour finale…. Which we’ve been looking forward to since that one tubby guy….okay I’ll stop right here and tell you I haven’t watched one episode of this drek. In fact I’m paying much attention to any of this junk anymore. Is this the show where they eat bug-poo or is this the one where the British guy makes everyone cry?