It's been a while since I released any Slime samples so I thought some you new kids should get a taste of what all the fuss is about.
Just to bring you up to date. These were submitted to me over several months from Women all over the GTA. Many of them sent theirs in specifically to support the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation, which a portion of all book sales goes to.
Mainly the stories are funny, bizarre and a little sad and are a great "How Not To" book for guys. As in "How not to-A)Tread a women....B)Get a second date....C)Ever Get laid in your lifetime!
Here's one from Slime 2(Yes, there's going to be another.)
Nice approach and creepy too!
Well, one hot summer day, before school was out but during exams, my two girlfriends and I go to the park because they have a great sprinkler system that lots of kids go to play in. We had lots of fun, were there for most of the afternoon. When we left, we were of course soaking wet, and we have to walk down a pretty busy street. We just exit the park when these three guys in a pickup truck pull up to us and ask where the beer store is. OH THAT OLD BIT! We tell them, whatever no big deal, but then they completely pass it and pull into a driveway so that they can talk to us when we get there. They block off the sidewalk with their truck and start talking to us... asking how old we are (16 at the time), tells us they are staying in a hotel not far away, really laying it on think and hardcore flirting,...and as we begin to leave, one of them calls out ... "Hey, do you want to f**k?" NO BEATING AROUND THE BUSH HERE OR MAYBE THAT'S KIND OF WHAT THEY WERE AFTER!...(his words exactly)We all turn around to confront him then my one friend who was walking in the middle, grabs ! both of our asses and says..."That's what these are for" Ha THAT'LL TEACH EM, OR TURN THEM ON!... and so we continued walking away. It was pretty funny and yet creepy at the same time. The one guy who did all the talking, never took off his sunglasses, and made the three of us really uncomfortable. That is my story.
THE SLIME THAT MEN WHO TRY AND PICK UP 16 YEAR OLDS DO!
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