The Great Florch Debate Rages On!

For years people have claimed loyalty to many diverse ideals, none so polarizing as the Great Florch Debate.
To Florch? See below for the Urban Dictionary definition. But simply put, it means to pass wind and a little poo pee comes out.

On the old Humble and Fred show we spent many hours discussing this very idea and whether or not all adults have done it at one time or another. Maybe this is why we no longer have a show.

Nevertheless. Fredrick claims that all adults have and I say nay. That's right, I believe beyond a certain age most of us can control our sphincty areas enough to fart and not florch. He has always believed I was just saying this to prolong the bit and again I say nay.
He seems delighted by the fact that he has soiled his panties and incredulous that I have not.
We continue to disagree. You?

Message: Sorry Howard, I have to stick with Fred on this topic....EVERYONE EVEN DANGER BOY...(and you can pass that along to our old friend to get him in on this discussion) EVERYONE HAS FLORCHED. I am a medical professional myself..as I know that you are also a Doctor in addition to being a former radio guy and now big time author, And I can tell you that there are times when everyones Sphincters give out on them to the point of failure and allow some juicy stuff to penetrate. Later Buffalo Boy Mike