Hey Now do you remember why WINTER SUCKS!

Yeahhhhhhhh Ice pellets.
Yaaaaaaaaaa Freezing rain.
Yaaaaaaaaaa Traffic/2hours on the QEW/Go train stopped/Cars in Ditches.
Is this what we've all been pining for?
Not me. Sorry. I know... BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SKIING?
Yes I'm happy for winter North of Highway 7, but it can go suck itself in my neighborhood!

I liked the old Winter we were having. Remember that one. Where you could go outside in your pajama's and get the newspaper and sip your coffee and wave at passersby.
(BTW I don't wear pajamas but if I did the old Winter was warm enough to wear them outdoors. As everyone knows I sleep in a spider man thong and hockey shin pads.)
The good news is traditionally the apex of the Winter weather is around the 30th of January, after that it typically starts to trend warmer. So really we only have about 2 more weeks of this shite and we're home free.
But for those of you that have already forgotten please enjoy the following illustration.

Old Winter vs New Winter.


Old Winter
New Winter


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