Remember Joke of The Day!

I've lost track of the number of DJ's I've heard (myself included) that did a Joke of the Day feature.
Wasn' a JotD Don Daynards main feature? I can't remember. I know I always like DD.
Anyway. I'm forever being sent these little ha ha's and once in a while they're sort of funny.

HumbleHoward.com's Joke of the Day!

A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning,he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed a note:

Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I
rented the apartment I was under the impression that:
(1) it had never been occupied;
(2) that there was plenty of heat;
(3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously
occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely
too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there
is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space,
the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.