Wedding shows may not be the best place to sell the Slime. Okay, now you know.
My wife Randee and I spent Friday from 5pm-10, Saturday from 10am-9pm and Sunday from 10am-6pm trying to convince Brides that The Slime That Men Do doesn't include their "Guy!"
Geezus.
By the way those hours don't include the Thursday set up, the preparation, the tear-down or the expense.
Did we sell books? Yes. Did we cover our costs? Almost. Will there be any more questions? Not so much.
My next Slime event is this Friday at ski resorts Ladies Day. Hopefully they will buy lots of books and I won't have to stand on my feet for too long.
The whole Trade show world is filled with amazing people that are personable, friendly and can stand up for like 11 hours in a row every freaking weekend.

Also as I write this Randee is working hard at getting Pay Pal up and running on our site so that you can order from us directly.
She keeps yelling from the other room,"I've figured it out, I've figured it out. Damm why won't this open? I'm a genius! Wait a second why does this happen?"
This has been going on for several days.
Some more Random Howard thinks.
-Ever since I saw the Raptors play a few weeks ago I now seem to care how their doing...
The Leafs on the other hand, I could give a flying crap.
-I know Joni Mitchell was inducted into the Canuck Songwriters Hall of Fame but what really surprised me was finding out that Blood, Sweat and Tears album with the song Spinning Wheel sold 10 million copies! I always thought the song was stupid.
-My youngest daughter is going to be 9 Friday. She's the baby of our family so if she's 9 that must make me very very old. That and the fact that I spend an inordinate amount of time trimming my ear hair.
-Finally, weren't we all supposed to be dead from the bird flu by now? How come that pandemic paranoias' died down? World wide since 2003 about 160 people have died from the Avian Flu. Which is sad but no need to freak out. Let's be serious...more people have died choking on chicken and or choking their chicken while eating chicken, which isn't easy to do. Or so a "friend" told me.
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