The Man Code

My buddy Richard Jennings has sent me another thing/list/funny bit.
You may have seen it but it's good for a laugh...and really isn't that why we're all here?
Btw the coffee cup guy above has nothing to do with this I just liked it.

The MAN CODE
The Man Code

-The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
-Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator
is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.

-Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed and eaten by his fellow party goers.

-If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you
must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours
his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a
good ass-whoopin", then you may sit back and enjoy.

-Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must
bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

-No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another
man. In fact, even remembering a friend's birthday is strictly
optional and slightly gay.

-Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is
trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried
away with your good deed and end up having Sex with the beast,
your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor
party.

-When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may
always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never
ask who's playing.

-Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

-A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

-Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal
footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all
other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.

-"Thou shall not rent the movie 'Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya
Sisterhood'."