Oh look, Tiger won. How cool. Don't you wish you were Tiger? Winning all the time and then going home to make boingy with your Swedish SuperModel Nanny. That must not suck too much.
Tiger: Well I've won again, what now?
Wife: I know, let's get on our private jet, have some champagne, I'll take off most of my clothes and you can do some things to me.
Tiger: Well that sounds like fun. Okay.
Wife:After I'll make you a nice sandwich and then you can nap.
Tiger just won his 7th PGA Tour even in a row. That's alot. Only one dude in history, Byron Nelson, has won more in row-11. Of course he did it back in 1944-45 when there were only a handful of good players and tournaments were named after toothpaste and war bonds.
Some will argue that Tiger has played in and lost a few tourney's since his last victory, but The Tour only counts their events and they are going to promote the crap out of this as a "Streak."
Tiger doesn't care, he's only going after one number...18 majors.
Jack Nicklaus's record is the one that no one thought would ever be equaled.
Tiger goes after number 13 this April in Augusta. That's the only thing he's concerned with. Well that and seeing his Swedish SuperModel Nanny Wife naked.
Category: Tiger
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