Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary its a compendium of all the latest words that your kids know but you have no freakin clue about.
It's a great tool for parents or 40 somethings that want to stay in the know.
Everything from dirty definitions like "Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez and Cleveland Steamer(seriously if you don't know look them up...you won't believe it!) to other au currant terms like BroMance and Urban Amish.

Here's a little sample.

VIP"The act of riding in the back seat of a car when the front passenger seat is available."
Tommy: "Do you want to sit up front?"
Tony C: "No, it's cool. I'm gonna ride VIP."

To the Left

From Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" ,
1.) Dismissed, dumped, broke off
2.) "Step aside," as in when a person is dumped: means to get out of one's face and life so that a new partner can be established.
3.) Indicating where the door is located, even if it is not actually located to the left -- "To the left" indicates that your exit is expected right now.

Swagger Jacker

Someone who steals someone else's, style, flow, lyrics, ideas and passes them off as there own.
"Yo Cam and Jay your both a couple of swagger jackers."

Ha. Tell me you don't feel hipper/incredibly old!