You know how a lot of our friends are bored at the office and try and break up the monotony of the day by sending us acres of crap in the form of internet "Jokes?!" And little poems, and videos and penis enlargement literature. (I appreciated that last stuff, thanks honey.)
Yes you do. Don't pretend and get all coy with uncle H.
Even my wife, who's office is down the hall 16 feet from me, sends me stuff.
Oh yes she does and then I run over to her and tickle her till she pees in her house coat
For instance, yesterday her chicks were all a giggle over this.
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
Ooooh. Men are stupid aren't we?
All of this is by way of saying...My buddy Dave White doesn't send me crap.
Yesterday he sent me this. It's about 6 minutes and it will blow your mind in terms of the number of other Very Smart People there are on the planet.
Also in light of the 9 point drop in the Chinese stock market yesterday, this little Video aptly points out how everything affects everyone. In case you didn't know!
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Comments
Very cool video. A $1000 you say... I might try to bring myself in for an upgrade.
Posted by: Shawn | February 28, 2007 / 11:23
Here's a couple that your wife might like --
>When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept
>> > >hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I
>> ;always had
>> > >something
>> > >else to take care of first: the truck, the car, fishing, always
>> > >something
>> > >more important to me.
>> > >
>> > >Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When
>> > >I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
>>busily
>> > >snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
>>silently
>> > >for a
>> > >short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few
>>minutes.
>> > >When
>> > >I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
>> > >
>> > >"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "You might as
>> > >well sweep the sidewalk."
>> > & gt;
>> > >The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a
>> > >limp
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>> >> >>>Muscular Contractions
>> >> >
>> >> >>>A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
>>Contractions"
>> >> >>>to
>> >> >
>> >> >>>his first year medical students.
>> >> >>>Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the
>>Professor
>> >> >>>decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young
>>woman in
>> > the
>> >> >>>front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing
>>while
>> > you're
>> >> >>>having an orgasm?"
>> >> >>>She replied, "Golfing with his buddies."
>> >> >
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This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her
bed, laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom
and sees her. He watches her a while then says, "You look
ridiculous; what on earth are you doing?"
She says, "I just got the results of my annual physical and my
doctor said I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She
starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your
55-year-old ass?"
She says, "Your name never came up!"
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This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
"What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches
and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her
how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the
woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
something. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
Posted by: Kelly | February 28, 2007 / 15:09