Phils no You-Know-Who!

(The following will contain no actual mention of Tiger Woods. It will however, make several references to "man-boobs." You've been warned.)

Yesterday the guy on the right blew another golf tournament on the 18th hole.
The guy on the left did not play in the tournament but if he had been in the same position and circumstance as the guy on the right, trust me he would have won.

Last year at the U.S. Open, Phil and his man-boobs push-flared his drive on the 72nd hole into some tents on the left side of the fairway and double-bogeyed his way out of history. He just needed par. His caddy should have handed him a five iron, a wedge and a putter and thrown the rest of his clubs in a lake.
He could have made par hitting five iron, five iron, chip and putt. But no. He has to man-boob it into the gallery and lose.
You-know-who would not have done it. Neither would Nicklaus or Faldo or anyone else that's won a bunch of Majors.
I actually felt bad for Phil at the time cause it was such a colossal and public blunder.
Surely he would have learned from that and never do it again?

Yesterday afternoon Jimmy Nantz was smoothly talking about just that. Phil's different. He's grown and not just his M-B's. No. Phil's worked on his swing with the driver after imploding at the U.S. Open. That push-flare-bunt, hold-on-to-the-club and don't-release-block-left wouldn't happen again would it?
Yes.
Yesterday. 18th hole. One shot lead and all he needs is par.
Out comes the Driver. Ball goes LEFT! Next shot-a 204 yard 8 IRON???? Short.(Hmm, maybe one more club.) Bad chip, missed putt, playoff.
3 holes later the man-boobs sag and Phil loses.

I admit it made for great TV. It was very exciting. I couldn't turn if off. If you know who was playing it would have just been another boring old win.

Maybe one day the guy in the picture on the left will have to give the boobalicious guy on the right, another Green jacket. Somehow I doubt it.
Especially if Phi has to hit driver on 18.