Even More Humble Howard Dot Com FAQ's.

In our continuing effort to improve customer relations here at HH.com, I think it's important that all readers be up to speed and feel right at home with the content and so-called "humour"
Here are the archived Q+A's.
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Once again more FAQ's.

How long have you been out of work? Shut up.
Okay, are you looking for work now? By looking do you mean going to hot yoga classes with my wife?
No. Then no.
Do you have a lot of projects on the go? Yes. I'm writing a movie based on my life as a Morning Man called "The Suckshank Redemption. I'm also writing a self-help book called The Secret Under-arm Deodorant. As well I've recently given birth to an imaginary baby named Rex.
Ha Ha, was that some of your "humour?" Yes. Everything except the baby.
Do you miss being on the Radio? No but I miss being inside it.
Will you ever be on TV again. Yes but only the one at my house.
Aren't you ever serious? Yes. Here this is my serious face.
You look like your making a bowel movement. That's my serious face. Here it is again.
Are you making a bowel movement? No. Don't be absurd.
Where are you going? I, uh have to go change Rex.