Humble Howard Dot Com FAQ's

I visit a lot of sites in a day. That's what I do. I site-see. Get it.
Anyway all of the cool sites have an FAQ section so I thought I'd better get started.

Are you the Humble from the Humble and Fred show? No. He was disfigured in an arc-welding accident back in 96 and I replaced him.
Have you sold a lot of copies of The Slime that Men Do? If by a lot you mean “Not very many”, then yes.
Is this site okay for children to visit? I let mine although they don’t seem to want to. It’s all about the FaceBook and the MSN and their friends. Aw what’s the point? Next question.
Are you okay? I just need a minute.
What would surprise us to learn about you? I eat a lot more Pea Meal bacon than you’d think is healthy. And I don’t always wipe as well as I’d like to.
Maybe too much information? I’ve also secretly wished I were Jewish.
Okay let’s move on? I always thought I should have opened up a hat store.
Do you think you will work in Radio again? Yes and no. But more yes than no. I don’t know, maybe. Okay but you have to say please.
When people order a book what do you write as an inscription? "Dear Reader, Stay Slime Free." Then I sign it. Your pal, Regis.
Should we continue this another time? Yes, I’m tired now and need to nap.