While I was away I received many nice e-mails, but none as great as the one from Mr. Idris Mustafa.
He needs me to do him simple favor and he'll give me $600, 000.
I like Mr. Idris Mustafa.
Dearest Beloved, That's me! Please kindly go through this letter before you pass judgment because I am in need of assistance. Okay. I am Mr. Idris Mustafa the son of late Dr. Malik Mustafa from Sierra Leone. I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal. My late father happens to be in control of a large number of farms including cattle’s and many sheep before he was poisoned by his foreign business partners in Paris with my mother in one of their farmers association meetings because of greed. That happened to me once. But before his death my late father deposited some amount of money outside our country in bank at the tone of Four Million United States Dollars $4,000.000.00. So I and my little sister are no longer safe here as the present government of Sierra Leone are working with almost all the killers of my late father as one of them has been just be made a minister, name undisclosed because of security reasons. Of course. Furthermore we have contacted the bank where the money is deposited and the bankers let us understand that they signed an agreement with our late father that the total money must be transferred into his foreign business partner account undisclosed to them and that is the major reason why i am contacting you now for assistance. Uh dude, I didn't even know your father. All I needed from you now is your full names and address including your direct and personal telephone number for easy communication as you know that this transaction is a very confidential one. Sure. Desmond FlexinTuchas 611 NotMyRealAddress, Toronto Ontaridoodle, L6T-NoF'ing Way.The only thing I don't understand is how Mr. Idris Mustafa picked me out of everyone on the internet to do him this favor? Hmmmm. I wonder if he's the same guy who wants me to buy that knock-off Viagra, get a new mortgage and put a patch on my wee wee to make it bigger.Please Kindly get back to me immediately after you must have gone through my message, feel free and make it urgent. That is the reason why I offered you 15 % of the total money amount, and in case of any other necessary expenses you might incur during this transaction.
Okee Dokee.
And promise me and my younger sister to be a good guardian considering our situation and not
to betray us.
You can live with me and the rest of the FexinTuchas's on our ranch in the sky!
Best regards
Mr. Idris Mustafa
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Comments
I say write back and tell him you have enough money, then ask for the cattle and many sheep...lol
Posted by: SoccerMom | March 27, 2007 / 10:02
Mr. Idris Mustafa is a two timing bastard! He called ME beloved in the email he sent me! Well the deal is off he can find someone else to get his money. Damm Him!
Posted by: james edgar | March 27, 2007 / 10:03
Go for it HH. I'm waiting myself for a three different cheques for amounts over $500,000. This has got to be one of the best get rich schemes going. Get your money before the gov figures out a way to tax it. True Canadians always like to help out the third world.
Posted by: Moose | March 27, 2007 / 10:15
You're not alone guys, Idris Mustafa also picked me. I'm so blessed!
Posted by: Mike | March 27, 2007 / 10:30
You are very funny....I LOLed! Can you?
Posted by: Your Wife | March 27, 2007 / 22:43
Hid brother contacted me while I was in jail and with all that money couldn't give me a little for bail. What a cold hearted bastard!
Posted by: VB | March 28, 2007 / 07:00
hey, wait a minute. He contacted me too. I think something is up here! sigh...and I thought I was special.
Posted by: Megan | March 28, 2007 / 11:13