Lot's of Random Thoughts.

This weekend the Slime is on the road again. LifeFest is this big-time Chick consumer show and I'm hopeful this will be the one. Of course I always think that. I just know we'll sell many many books and the whole thing will be an amazing experience.
Of course I also thought my morning show would eventually catch on too.

My wife and I laugh a lot about a lot of different things. Nothing makes us laugh to tears like this trade show thing.
I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's the hours of standing there under blinding florescent lights, feet aching, talking to thousands of people, saying the same things over and over again.
All I know is it makes us giddy and we laugh our heads off.

Maybe it's the things people say to us.
-"I don't need to buy your book I could have written it!'
-"My boyfriend's not a Slime."
-"I'm not into Male-bashing!"
-"Were you the Sock?"

The Leafs are getting close to making the playoffs. I've already said I'm not really a Leaf Fan, but my buddy Mike Boon is so for his sake I hope they squeak in. Funny how sports will make a buddy do that for another bud.
I'm sure he'd want Tiger to win the Masters as well.
Doesn't everybody?

I've been on a cleanse now for the last 7 days. I need to lose about 11 more pounds before my hernia operation in May. Long story that I'll elaborate on later.
The point is it seems that the key to my weight loss is simple.
STOP EATING CRAP.
That's all.
If I cut out fries, giant portions, massive dim sum feasts, chocolate covered almonds, eating what my kids don't and not downing half a bottle of red wine with dinner...I'm gold.
One week almost 4 pounds. Seriously.
I call it The Stop Eating a bunch of Crap diet plan. Feel free to try it.