More SSTM*

*(STUFF SENT TO ME)

My Pal Thom from DHL, a big time shipping company, likes to take time away from his grown-up job and send me little tidbits for HH.com.
Thank you Thom(as), I'll often say.
Teach me how to ship things, I'll ask.
Can I be your highly-paid assistant, I' sometimes beg.

While I was away he sent me a few items.

#1) A rat in a trap being humped from behind.



#2)Idiots of 06
Similar to The Darwin Awards and mostly cheesy, but a couple are somewhat amusing.
Enjoy.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the
street I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

IDIOTIC ROBBERS
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
revolvers.The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled
first bandit shot him.

SCOTCH MAKES EVERYONE AN IDIOT
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and
demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle
of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf.
He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier
refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to
him because she didn't believe him.
At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet
and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over
21 and she put the Scotch in the bag.
The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and
address of the robber that he got off the license.
They arrested the robber two hours later.