Okay I'm back and Sanjaya Must Go!

The family and I are back in Toronto and I'll try to just throw out some highlights.
We've never been on a cruise and it was amazing. I wrote about it below so I won't go into the same details again. Suffice it to say, it was as good as I've heard and better than I expected.
Had one woozy day at sea but that could have been margarita/martini/mohito related.

-Mexico has been getting a bad rap lately but in all my time there including last week, I've never had anything but great experience with the food, the water and the people.

-Grand Cayman is smaller than Brampton, has 50 banks and more money than Alberta.
Also nice people and great snorkeling.

While on the Explorer of the Seas I ran into one of the smartest/funniest comics I ever had the pleasure of working with (back in the day) John Wing. He got on the boat about 3/4 of the way through and we shot the breeze and then we all went to his show. He is truly one of the funniest people most non-comedy fans haven't heard of. You know what I mean.

Quick note. Big ship didn't have as many RFA's as I was expecting. (Really Fat Americans). I mentioned in an earlier post that size of ship may disguise typical American Obese, but in retrospect, it was a fairly svelte group overall and my goo fit in quite nicely.

Quick note part 2. In my whole life I've never had luggage misplaced or lost. Till now.
Trip from To -Fort Lauder-Oy through Atlanta. Half the bags lost. Show up next day.
Trip To Toronto from Fort Lauder-Oy, through Cincinnati, flight delayed switched to New York and 60% of luggage lost and still waiting for it's arrival. Kind of funny, we're home but our luggage is still on vacation.
Okay not funny, but something.

Finally, even though I've been in 5 different countries in the last 10 days and have fallen behind on certain Global Events (I have no idea what's doing with the Anna Nicole Smith thing except I think that a judge is going to decide if I'm the baby's daddy!) I have caught up to the Big Joke that is Sanjaya.
Nice kid, freaky good hair, sings wors than me.
I know all about Votefortheworst.com but they've been around for a while.
So what's the deal? The ethnic vote? The little girls/boys who relate and really like him?
My theory. The producers are keeping him around because he is so aggravatingly bad that people are tuning in just to be all outraged about him remaining. It's like wrestling. People love to hate.
He can't win, but he does make it interesting to watch. That and to see Simon bitch-slap Randy and Paula without them knowing.

In case you missed it here is Sanjaya's singing Kinks including Crying Girl.
This kid isn't freaked out at seeing her tweener-crush, she's literally crying cause Sanjy's so Danged Awful.