The Astronaut Diaper case Continues.

Ex-astronaut pleads not guilty to attempted kidnapping

Space shuttle Discovery astronaut Lisa Nowak, left, holds her daughter Katrina, centre, as she signs autographs during a homecoming ceremony on July 18, 2006 in Houston. Nowak's son Alexander is at right.

This picture was obviously taken before Mama went cookoo and drove across the country in a diaper.
I feel bad for this lady.
She is way smart, intelligent, above average physically and has achieved at the highest level, yet all that will be wiped away by The Diaper.
This Women left the planet, went out in freaking space and came back.
Amazing.
You go a little nuts just once, drive to Florida in a jealous rage wearing a diaper and that's all anyone will ever remember.
Too bad cause she really is a special person.

Of course everyone's question would be...Why?
Yes you would be able to drive straight through and not go pee pee or poo poo but didn't she have to stop for gas? Was it some kind of Space Diaper that turns your waste into fuel?
I'll bet that's what it was.
See, that's why you and I aren't astronauts.

By the way, if you ever hear about me going nuts and driving somewhere, I promise I'll either stop and do 1 and 2 when I get gas or I'll just make in my pants. After all, if your going to go off your rail, I say go all the way.

"Hey did you hear they found Humble Howard at the airport in Calgary?"

"Yeah apparently he drove straight across the country and saved time by going to the bathroom in his pants!"

"Wow, what an idiot. Why not go when you stop for gas?"

"Apparently he did, he just stayed in the car!"