Things That Excite!

Randee and I are a little on the low side after our big cruise, so I've been trying to look forward to some things on the horizon.
In no particular order.

Randee's off to Vegas for a dirty girls weekend with her friend Carol. I don't know what these chicks do when they're "On the Road" but I imagine it involves a lot of white wine and then some kind of Girl Play and Tongue-Kissing. My wife thinks I'm disgusting but I'm a guy and that's how we think.

My holy week is coming. Not Easter or Passover but The Masters. I love this tournament and of course I will be hoping Tiger wins. Sorry I don't care if you think he's bad/good for the game or not, I just think it's cool when he's in contention and even better when he wins. My Dad liked Tiger too but truthfully he was a bigger Weir fan.

The Slime that Men Do is on the road again. This coming weekend is our last trade show, something called "Life Fest". This is a big chick show at the Metro convention centre and I have a feeling we're going to move lots of Slime. Of course I thought the same about all the Wedding Shows we did, but I think this could be the one. The book is doing okay and we've got some plans to take it to the States, but this will be the last live sales push until the Fall.

Finally, and this is going to be weird, I'm looking forward to bulk collection day. Seriously.
This week we received The Oakville Bulk Collection 2007 Schedule and our day us June 9.
I don't know if you TO people have this but the city let's you put all your crap out on the curb and they take it away. Actually if it's any good, people drive by and grab it themselves.

"Why look Marg there's a lovely pee-stained sofa, let's take it!"

I'm excited for a couple of reasons.
A)We won't have to have a garage sale.(The last one actually cost me money on an effort vs return basis.)
B)I'm in the mood to purge our basement of a bunch of stuff. My wife thinks this is comical because she claims we don't have anything down there to get rid of, but we do.

So there.
Sure nothing in there is actually a job but I know there's one out there in the future for me too.
Maybe I could get a gig with the Oakville Bulk Collection dudes.