Caring? Not so Much.

Lists are fun and an easy content generator. Magazines know this so do TV and Radio shows and now this old bit has come home to HH dot com.
Today's List is called THINGS I DON'T CARE ABOUT!
Are you ready for the fun? Then let's begin.

I don't care about Rosie O'Donnell leaving the View. Never watched it, don't care.
If I was in a coma for the last year and someone said, "Hey did you hear about Rosie leaving the View?" My first post-coma words would be, "Don't care. Never will"
Then after getting someone to sponge my dry lips I'd say, "What about that hot Oriental chick, is she still on?"

I don't care if Stephen Harper has a primper. I'd rather he had someone looking after that kind of stuff then having to go through the embarrassment of him appearing at some Global function with a big mustard stain on his shirt.
"Please welcome Prime Minster Stephen Harper of Canada." (uh Mr. Harper you've got a little bit of shmootz on your chin. No other side. Looks like some cheese.)

I don't care about Dancing with the Stars. Not even a little. When that show is canceled it will go off the air without me ever having laid eyes on it. I heard that Heather McCartney was on it and all I could think of was poor Paul. This guy was a Beatle and now his ex-wife is Dancing with the freaking Stars. Yeesh. I'd rather watch the Stars do Sudokus than dance. When they do At Home Naked with the Stars of Charlie's Angels, then I'll watch.

I don't care about the NHL playoffs.
I don't care about the PGA tour most weeks now unless:
A) It's a World Golf event or Major. B) You know who is playing.
I don't care about Cats, Helicopters, Movies with sub-titles, House, Grey's Anatomy, 24, Talapia, User-Stats, The Saturday Star, Raquet-Ball or pudding unless it's rice.

Fortunately I do care about a lot of things but that's a different list.
If you'd like me to add your stuff send it to Idon'tcareeither@Humblehoward.com.