I'm going to Paris for 99 Dollars!...No wait a second....

Zoom Airlines has an ad in the paper today touting their "5th Anniversary Sale U.K. and Paris $99!"
I'm like, "I have 99 bucks, come on honey let's go!"
Then you look at the fine print. I had to put on my old-guy glasses.
Fares are one way on select May and June departures when return tickets are purchased. Tax excluded and subject to availability.
No shite sherlock.

So let's review 99 is really 200 if the seats are available and you want to go before Summer, not to mention the taxes will be double that.
Okay, 4-600 is still not bad. But it's not 99.
Then I read Based on price availability online...
Really.
I'm guessing that will narrow the playing field down to pretty much no one.

Still for a second this morning while I was attending to my "business" I thought I might be on my way to Paris.
Hell for 99 bucks I was going to take all of you!