Random Thinkings for a Tuesday

Today is Passover day two. Last night we had some family over for a meal that my wife started cooking on Sunday.
It was amazing. Real tasty Jew-Food. Chicken soup, gefilte fish with horse-radish, tender chicken and fried matzoth with onions.
If you don't know what Passover is think about the movie The Ten Commandments. It's that part where the families get together and put a splash of Ram's Blood over their door so The Angel of Death will "Passover" their houses.
We don't do the ram's blood thing nowadays cause it's too hard to find the good stuff. We do though, still encourage the Angel of Death to haul ass away from our house. Yours too!
More about Passover here.

The response from Life Fest continues to be solid. I've gotten more follow up e-mails from this than from any of the other shows we did. Some very nice women-people like the book and are checking in with me. I think one e-mailer sort of invited me to get slimy with her if I wanted. Grrrrrllllllll.
Randee saw the e-mail and laughed. I guess she can't imagine it either.

This would be weird. The Leafs miss the playoff, The Raptors, who are in, win the NBA Championship on the 40th anniversary of the Leafs last Stanley Cup.
What if the Leafs did make the playoffs and they won the Stanley Cup and the Raptors win the NBA championship.
What if a giant green bird landed on my roof and laid a big Volkswagen-sized egg filled with toonies.

Finally this is The Masters week. Today they'll be just practicing, tomorrow is the par 3 contest (long story, but the legend has it that no winner of the par 3 contest has gone on to win the real tournament. oooohhh scary!)
Thursday the real thing begins.
That's also the day I stop answering my phone during the coverage.
Wednesday I'll have my predictions.
"Gee I wonder if Howard's picking Tiger?"