Tiger does Not win The Masters!

Tiger didn't win yesterday, This guy did!

Say hi to Zach Johnson.
Hi Zach. Congratulations.
Tiger played as bad a final round/major tournament-in-contention as I've seen him do for a while.
No sour grapes, just disappointment. I'll talk about that later.
In the meantime Augusta National was a bit more benign yesterday and a bunch of guys took advantage. Retief Goosen played well-69, as did Rory Sabbatini-also 69 and the winner Zach J another 69.
In fact it seemed everyone played better except for He Who Usually Wins. He played crap.

It was still emotional to see such a great guy's life change.
In this sport you win a Major and your on a different level, a win at Augusta means you're part of a rich history.
You win the Masters, you're a Masters Champion for the rest your life.

Notes:
Mike Weir had a nice last round-71 and finished T-20.
Phil Mickelson tripled the first hole and was done about 18 minutes after he started.
The green jacket ceremony is still as awkward as getting caught necking with your sister-in-law. Not that I'd mind that, all of my sister-in-laws are juicy.
I'm not saying I fantasize about my sister-in-laws, I'm just saying that Butler Cabin thing is awkward.
I'd much rather watch my some necking session involving my sister-in-law.
Oh forget it.

More Notes:
It sucks to be a Leaf Fan. Those arse-wad NY Islanders beat New Jersey in a shoot out to knock the Leafs into the golf season.
Simple solution...play better earlier.
The same could be said about Tiger.