Some thoughts.
What the F%#k happened to Barry Gibb's upper lip?
Did I miss that note about some horrible lip-cancer or something, cause if I did, I'm sorry.
Dang that dude looked strange last night.
Not to mention he had borrowed teeth.
Seriously.
Every time he opened his mouth it came out sounding like Shizz-zzz. I can't actually write the word but you get the idea.
Contestant: Nice to meet you.
Barry Gibb: NIce to Shizz-zzz you, I can't wait to hear you Shizzz-ing my Shizzz-ongs.
Contestant: (Stunned silence and the "What did he just say?" look on face.)
Ryan: Seemed rushed and tiny.
When he stand next to Melinda, LaKisha or Jordin he seems even smaller.
Blake. Weak-going home-weak. Plus hair now just looks stupid.
LaKisha. Bad uniform, decent tunes...safe but not making the finals.
Melinada. Giant melon. Really big. Standing next to Seacrest seems like her heads the size of a VW. One good song, one bad song but on her way to the final 2. (Might try to stop looking surprised already.)
Jordin. Again, looks huge standing to Tiny Ryan but is clearly the front runner now and is getting better each week. Plus she's real cute. Yes I know she's only 17, that's why I said cute and not Hot. Hot is for when she turns 18.
Judges.
Paula-tard.
Randee-twit.
Simon-must be getting tired of the whole "making sense thing!"
Don't forget as Barry Gibb would say, "The Re-shizz-ult-shzzz Shizz-ow ishzzz tonight."
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