Golf Tourny, Charity Concert, Hire my Wife already!

My lawyers kid Robbie Roth is a talented New York musician/composer/arranger who's back in town and is promoting this thing. Sounds like a great event.

(June 5th) at The Phoenix Concert Theatre in Toronto.
As part of the White Ribbon Campaign to End Violence Against Women, many of Canada's top musicians will be performing in a tribute concert to Neil Young.
I will be Music Directing the event, and performing in the band alongside a few great friends.
Artists who are scheduled to perform with us at the event include:
Ron Sexsmith...Jill Barber...Kevin, Andy and Tyler of the Barenaked Ladies...
Luke Doucet...Chris Brown...Kim Mitchell...
Thornley...Jeremy Fisher...Justin Rutledge...
Emilie-Claire Barlow...Melanie Doane...Kathryn Rose, and many others.
I guarantee a great concert for a great cause.
Tickets are available at www.ticketmaster.ca or by calling Ticketmaster at 416-870-8000.

Next item. The LKTYP golf tourney June 25th at Glen Abbey. Some of you may know I volunteer with this great children's theatre in Toronto and this is our final fundraiser of the year.
It's going to be a great day at an amazing golf course and a good portion of the dough is tax-deductible. We only have a few foursomes left and I'd love for you to be there.
I won't crap you; it's not cheap but it is Glen Abbey and it will be a lot of fun.
If you'd like to go or want more information e-mail me at CometoMyTourney@HumbleHoward.com.

Finally it's time to hire my wife. Unlike me she wants a job and she's getting sick of hanging out with HHDotcom-guy.
I know this seems weird but I figured since all of you are in my network I'd use this forum to tell you that Randee is ready to work for you NOW!

She has a strong marketing and promotions background and would be the perfect addition to your team. I'm serious. She's loyal, hard-working and talented. Not to mention cute and funny and will show up on time and give 110% game in and game out.
If you know anyone who's looking for that kind of person e-mail me at Hiremywife@humblehoward.com.

Yes let's get her a job so I don't have to.