Preacher dies and it's Judgement Day.

Well now, I guess it's going to be a rough couple of days for Jerry Falwell. You see JF is about to meet G*D and it may not go as well as he might have liked.

For year Jerry made a living turning religion into politics and preaching a sermon of hatred against any number of fellow humans. Homosexuals, women who wanted abortions, other religions and just about anybody who didn't think exactly like him. What a great guy.
Here's just part of his "legacy."

Fond of quipping that the Bible referred to "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve," Falwell provoked a storm of protest when he said gays, lesbians and health workers who provide abortions were partly to blame for the September 11 attacks.
"I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians ... all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say: you helped this happen," he said.

Yes these are going to be a few tough days for Jer cause he's about to meet his maker and I'm guessing that won't go so well.

JF: Well I'm here, let's get started with an eternity of blessed light next you and your son.
GD:Just hold on a second there buckaroo. Did you really say gays, lesbians and health workers caused the 911 attacks? Hey Moses get over here, that idiot I was telling you about who had a beef with the Teletubbies just died and is in my office.
JF: I don't understand don't you hate Homo's and Liberals and Jews and A-rabs?
GD:(Starts to giggle) Hey Mohamed, get in here, you too Jesus I want to meet this guy. Listen Jerold I'm just curious where did you get all this hatred from?
JF: Well uh, I uh, in the Bible.
GD: (Stares at him in disbelief) Really. You got all this hate from my book? Well that's quite an achievement. Hey Jer, here's a news flash for you, it wasn't meant to be taken literally, any nitwit can see that.

George Carlin summed it up best:
"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."